What an excellent idea random newspaper! I fully believe the best part about birthdays/chirstmas/thanksgiving/celebrations is that there is leftover cake or pie in the fridge and when there is leftover cake or pie you are always allowed to eat it even if you are 7 and you have to go to school that day it didn't even matter in my family cause we love food.


But this is why I don't have nice things:

Did the plate break? Of course not, plates and glasses never break when I drop them. It just made a mess.