Dear Self,
For future reference, when the two people you make dinner for each bring over a bottle of wine and expect you to drink more than your share, because you are "so happy when you are drunk," make sure you do the dishes BEFORE your second glass of wine. If you don't do the dishes, you are so busy being told to "be happy" and being laughed at for the ridiculous smile on your face that you forget about the dishes in the sink. No one likes waking up to dirty dishes.