FUCK. YOU. ok? Don't you understand that you are not welcome on my skin? You are ugly and itchy. I understand you are only hear because I have to wear a belt or my pants fall down, but it is not my fault that I am allergic to all types of sterling silver. You have far over-stayed your welcome and it is time for you to go.
No love,
Me.
But on the bright side, I've been working on strengthening my weak quads for a week and my knee is better.
Paint clear nail polish on the metal. Voila! No more itchy.
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